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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Will people please stop assuming things about Kellae?!

By Erin Rice

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One can see where the confusion might come in.

One can see where the confusion might come in.

Kellae is a hip-hop, R&B, and soul performer, and being local I get the opportunity to read ALL of her MySpace blogs.

Let me just say one thing: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

With that said, I want to state that I am fairly sure I'm laughing with Kellae and not at her. Her blogs are pretty hilarious and the most common theme appears to be clearing up misconceptions about her. As such, please consider the following points.

First of all, she is NOT in the market to buy any more tracks, so you can stop trying all you track-selling marketeers. Step off.

Second, her butt is real. Yes, really real. I know you may think otherwise looking at some of her pictures, but according to this track-saturated songstress:

If a woman whose hindside is endowed perches her back with the most severe arch that she can achieve it will only exaggerate what was already larger than life. Thus, the result equals what you see. Even if a girl with the worst case of no-azz-at-all arches her back REALLY HARD, she'll look like she's blessed.

It's simple biology, and maybe some physics as well. Come on people.

Finally, don't put words into Kellae's mouth and stop presuming fallacies about her songs' meanings. It appears that some terribly misinformed individuals have assumed that her most recently posted track, "Wow," is about sex and the size of a man's special, baby-making parts.

You're hurting me it's like oww

Incredible endowed

& all I can say is wow

You got me lifting up more than my brow

You hurting me it's like owww

Incredible endowed

& all I can say is wow

& I'm ready to know you know

What is wrong with you people? Is it not clear that when she says "oww" she means seeing a certain man is like a "mental trip?" Get it? Trip? And clearly "You got me lifting up more than my brow" refers to a spiritual lifting. Get your minds out the gutter, for cryin' out loud!

To this end, I would like people to stop confusing things about Kellae so she can concentrate on her other blogs, like the one entitled "WILL YOU DO ME..." Thank you for your consideration.

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Chad Jones

Chad Jones Staff

Though I did fairly well in high school physics (B+), this defies everything I have ever known.

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bushwakent Anonymous

I happen to know personally that none of the information provided in this story is false. Great write up Erin!

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